A new Noobs Are Coming update 0.8.0 released on PC. According to the official Noobs Are Coming patch notes, the latest update 0.8.0 addresses some bugs and crashes.
Since the last patch, players are experiencing problems with the game. Today’s Noobs Are Coming patch 0.8.0 will fix a few of these issues.
Check out more details below.
Noobs Are Coming Patch 0.8.0 Notes – Aug. 25, 2025
NEW CONTENT:
- NEW ITEM: Attack Guarantee (blue): you always find at least 1 attack in Shop
- NEW ITEM: Soul Chest (green): +20 souls when you pick up a chest, -1 Melee Damage
- NEW ITEM: Hypermobility (purple): +10 Dodge, -2 HP Regen, -2% Life Steal
- NEW ITEM: Dual Heart (purple): HP Regen doubled, -30% Life Steal
- NEW ITEM: Amulet of Regeneration (blue): +4 HP Regen
- New Achievement: Win a run with Monoculus on Difficulty 5: unlock Hypermobility item
- New Achievement: Win a run with Bigfoot on Difficulty 5: unlocks Attack Guarantee Item
- New Achievement: Win a run with Succubus on Difficulty 5: unlocks Dual Heart
ENHANCEMENTS:
- Scene transitions Enhancement: switching between the Title Screen, Start Game Screen and Game Scene is now instant thanks to some optimizations (previously it was sometimes slightly choppy).
- Life Steal Stat: can now trigger once every 0.2 seconds instead of once every 0.1 seconds max (max 5 HP/Sec)
- Improved the tooltip description of Life Steal Stat and HP Regen Stat
- Petal Popper Attack: can’t trigger life steal anymore
- Reduced the vignetting effect during a run (and also reduced the other vignetting effect happening during the “Wave Finished” animation)
- Vampiric Hit Item full rework
- Added rewards for Community Quests that didn’t displayed some yet
- Improved some translations
- Cup Item: +1% Life Steal => +1 HP from Potion
- Crossbox Attack: 20 base crit chance => 0 base crit chance
- Bow Attack: 0 base crit chance => 5 base crit chance
- Hood Item: -2% Damage => -1% Damage
- Other minor balancing changes
Download Noobs Are Coming update 0.8.0 on PC.