Noobs Are Coming update 1.3.2 is now rolling out on PC (Steam). According to the official Noobs Are Coming patch notes, the latest update 1.3.2 added quality of life improvements and gameplay optimizations.
Since the last patch, players are facing a number of problems with the game. Today’s Noobs Are Coming patch 1.3.2 will fix a few of these issues.
Check out more details below.
Noobs Are Coming Patch 1.3.2 Notes – January 7, 2026
- Lots of balancing tweaks on everything (items, attacks, enemies), this list below is far from exhaustive
- Rebalanced many waves
- Changed how the difficulty scales in higher difficulties
- Grimorius Character rework
- Madflask Character: Starts with 3 Attack Slots => 4 Attack Slots
- Reintroduced the Axe as it was super fun to play with several playable character like Minotaur
- Fortress Item: -4% Speed => no malus anymore
- Negociator Item: gray item, limited to 2 => blue item, unique
- Negociator Item: +50% Sell value of your attacks => +100% Sell value of your attacks and items you choose to not pick from chests
- Many other tiny item tweaks
- Custcenes are now faster with better pacing (there is also an option to skip them)
- Some bugfixes and performance improvements for specific Attacks
Download Noobs Are Coming update 1.3.2 on PC.