Noobs Are Coming update is now available to download on PC. According to the official Noobs Are Coming patch notes, the latest update addresses some bugs and crashes.
Previously, a major update added new changes, fixes, and gameplay improvements.
Unfortunately, players are still experiencing several issues since the release. Today’s Noobs Are Coming version will fix a few of these issues.
Check out more details below.
Noobs Are Coming Patch Notes – December 6, 2025
NEW CONTENT
- NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : The Unwrapped (Present Mimic Boss)
- +6 points randomly distributed among Primary Stats at end of a wave
- +6 points randomly distributed among Primiary Stats on Character Level Up
- No Stat Upgrade choice On Level Up
- NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER: Slapreach
- Specialist of melee attacks but have VERY high range by default
- NEW ATTACK: Disk Turret (Turret, Disk, Upgradable)
- 4 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS, there are now 138 Achievements and Unlockables
Besides the new content, here are a non-exhaustive list of tons of changes and enhancements based on the feedback of players on the Discord
EVERY ATTACK NOW HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE TWIST
- At the very start of development, Noobs Are Coming included a few “standard” attacks like the Axe or Wand. They were originally meant as simple starter options to tweak Shop RNG while the 70+ crazier attacks were the real stars you’d discover mid-run.
- But over time I realized: why should any attack feel generic?
So I removed those few basics that didn’t bring something new to the table. - Now, almost every single attack in the game comes with its own quirky mechanic, wild interactions, and fresh gameplay possibilities, giving new players a much better first impression of the huge build diversity and all the innovative mechanics the game has to offer.
BALANCING:
- The Character that allow you to merge the effect of 2 other characters is now faster to unlock (requires 15 unlocked characters instead of 25)
- Bossfights against heroic Noobs at waves 15/20/25 are now harder
- Heroic Noobs spawns 1 second after the beginning of the Bossfight waves 15/20/25 instead of immediately
- The game is now a bit harder in D5
- Self-Death Knight Character can now die when killing an enemy and having only 1 HP (he is meant to be a funny challenging character, one of those that require to completely adapt the strategy when playing)
- Difficulty 5 is now faster to unlock (previous post 1.0 patch already made it faster, but now it is even faster, only 1 win in each difficulty to unlock the next)
- Investment Item: -3 Soul Harvest => Soul Harvest Modification reduced by 100%
- Some economic attacks do a bit less damage to counter balance the fact economy build can be pretty powerful, some other attacks were buffed
- Lots of tiny balancing tweaks across the board (the list above is non-exhaustive)
QOL Enhancements
- QOL: Character Selection Screen now display number of character who won at least 1 run, and the number of character who completed D5
- QOL: Difficulties now display some info in how they differ
- QOL: Start Run Menu now correctly displays max difficulty beaten for characters in Co-Op Mode too (frame colors corresponding to the Max difficulty beaten with each character different for single player and for coop mode)
- QOL: the option that allow to hide noob text bubbles now also hide text bubbles from the playable character boss and heroic noobs (it now hides all bubble during waves)
Misc/Bugfixes
- Bugfix: Character Merge feature allowed to pick a character that wasn’t unlocked yet
- Bugfix: solved a few very rare niche and device-specific issues that some users reported on the Discord (there is still some other I need to investigate)
- Bugfix: there was an exploit with Investment Item
- Improved translations based on user feedback on Discord
Hotfix Update 1.2.2
- Update 1.2.0 published 1 hour ago made the Remote Play Together invite button sometime fail to appear in Steam Overlay, it is now fixed
Hotfix Update 1.2.3
- Balancing: damages from noobs were a bit overtuned in 1.2.0
- New difficulty tooltip now have a very subtle arrow before each line like the Characters tooltips
- Bugfix: Heroes Bossfights didn’t spawn while retrying fail waves (Regressive bug that was introduced in 1.2.0 adding 1 second delay before boss spawn)
- The Unwrapped New Character: +6 Random Primary Stats on Level Up => +4 (was too overpowered according to user feedback on Discord)
NOOBS ARE COMING STAYED N°1 WORLD IN NEW AND TRENDING DURING 3 DAYS
- ngl seeing my tiny solodev game before Call of Duty and Solo Leveling in this list was pretty wild
- The game also peaked at 23 195 viewers on Twitch
Download Noobs Are Coming update on PC.